The Age of Backwards

i'm really stunning, y'know, and people have told me that they are often struck temporarily blind by the brilliance of my smile. my mom congatulates herself daily for helping to enhance the world by bringing me into it. my friends, when they see me approaching, are like, "(sigh) here she is, oh, how we are blessed and fortunate!" it really is unbelievable how i managed to retain my humility and 'aw-shucks'ness that endears me so to everyone.

Sunday, October 31, 2004

we had hail for the first time today, which someone thought was snow... moved my shit to my new apt, but it doesnt really feel final though, im not feeling wistful or any of the appropriate emotions that someone's supposed to feel when they're moving.. hmm, maybe cause my subconscious knows that my apt living will ROCK!!!

and now i've gone and jinxed it....

interesting trip back on the bus today; pre-halloween right, so there were these people dressed up and shit. a trio of guys, halfway-sloshed, had their faces painted on and shit, with the fake gore and all, they started freestyling really really badly, funny. there was an x-factor chick on the bus- reminded me of justine whoever from elastica, she was really hot.

got home, kanako was giving daria a massage, again...i am amazed at the amount of thickskinness a person can have. earlier, while mike, the homestay guy, was helping us move our shit, was gonna give kanako a ride while gaik li and i took the bus. cos the truck's a two-seater right. so GL and i got to the place, and we saw k bunched up behind the two seats while d was riding up front. wtf?

i havnt been missing home yet- i guess the place's still too new-maybe when i've settled down into a more regimented schedule, i'll start missing the shit out of y'all.

any tips for independent living? or on getting along with a roommate? i praying we won't have any major blowups, which prob wont happen as long as i clean up after myself-which is one thing i have learnt since arriving here.. heh heh, but communication can get a little tiring though, and im sure she feels the same way.

what else? yeah, i know, i'm rambling- its just good sometimes to type things without having to think em through or format them grammatically...

got an invite to smoke a bowl and do some shots at a classmate's place, and, oh! yeah, after 2 months of intensive studying and other nose-to-the-grindstone type expressions, managed to come up with this:


this gets an A+ for effort.

it also sucks that the situation at home has to improve so much before we leave. antonia went off to toronto, leaving the house practically to ourselves. when you leave 7 teens to what is nearly an authoritarianless house except for her daughter who comes in really late at night.. yeah

i would like to say that drink and debauchery ensued, but sadly, the only liquids consumed so far have been milk, tea and coffee. im saving my alcohol born-again virginity for my first night on Barclay. yay!

ill'b, i still havnt replied to yr email i know, but im taking something related in my philosophy class, so i will

also, i either saw tom waits. or a guy who looks like him in some cafe. dont really know...

no sightings of the l word cast yet. SHOW THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKERS.

edited to add:

apropos of nothing, some pics:

eyebrow styling-we tried persuading daria, in vain, that 2 eyebrows look better than 1

waiting in line for a trim. OR IS HE?...

i'm pretty sure i was the one who took this picture, but cant remember doing it.. im telling you guys, im gonna come back twice as retarded ballz..oops, sorry GL, re**rd*d.



Friday, October 15, 2004

Yesterday's dinner:


Saturday, October 09, 2004

back by popular demand i.e i'm all burned out and have no idea what to blog:

EXCERPTS FROM AN MSN CONVERSATION 2:

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
tell yall this big secret

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
ooooh

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
my brother's wife

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
pees

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
in bed

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
every other nite

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
and i swear im not making this up

da says:
fuck u

da says:
how u know

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
my maid told me

da says:
!!!
my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
she said its been quite long alrdy

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
ur poor bro

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
bet she ask her not to tell anyone ma

da says:
how u know its not yr bro's?

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
then i came back that day i saw my maid changin bed sheets for them again i ask how come change so frequent

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
then she sigh and tell me in cantonese :' gewinn "lai liu"

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
hohohohoho

da says:
hahahha

da says:
female ejaculation la


da says:
pee everynite yr bro still wanna be with her meh

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
thats the thing i dun underdtand

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
then my maid ask her too see a doc she said' what for???'

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
the my mais ask why she lai liu

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
her answer was : oh becoz, u know, im sometimes v lazy at nite

da says:
FUCK

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
power sia lazy can lai liu

da says:
SHE IS SO GROOS

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
power ans

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
ya sia

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
so she should shit there too la

da says:
and eat her shit

da says:
cos shes too lazy to get food

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
the thing is that, she doesnt even wash her panties thats soaked with pee lor

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:

da says:
and yr bro still can have sex with her

da says:
ew ew ew

da says:
go smell leh

da says:
see if its really pee

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
she just wraps her pantie and bedsheet into a ball and puts it on the floor and ask my maid to gao dim

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
later kena infection

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
wah lau at least wash la, own pee leh

da says:
does she know u know


my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
she doesnt of coz

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
then my maid said the worse part is - when her period kena her undies, she wont even wash it or soak it lor

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
then my maid have to handwash

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
ewwwwwwww


my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
thats why

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
fucking bitch, abuse the maid sia

da says:
then yr bro knows she pees inthe bed la

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
my maid hates her la

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
so does every other body

da says:
u tell yr mom to go check her panties la

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
so now i can tell the diff, when she bathes in the morn, that means she lai liu that nite.

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
wah lan

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
means she neva bathes in the morn ah

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
usually wont la, but since she pees every other nite. so...

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
i think its a sickness lor. she should seriously consult a doctor.

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
and my mother keeps telling me to be nice to her since her bithday is coming

my brother & his fucked up wife will die a miserable fire death says:
i was thinking of gettin her pampers

Shrimp Flavour Crackers says:
....

We're a sophisticated bunch, us all.

Sunday, October 03, 2004

my pics won't load. i have no idea why. stupid links.

anyway, heinz, happy birthday! although this is belated. its hard to make a call when you have a draconian fascist prison mama guarding over the phone.

did y'all have mooncakes? the moon over here is huge. everytime i spot it i think of lotus paste with egg yolk.

the russian girl is really annoying. i've come to dread her 'Coreeeey'. everytime she calls me she wants something. while i was away studying at mac's some days ago. the malaysian girl told me that she asked for a massage. so draconian fascist prison mama (DFPM) called the Jap girl outta her room-she was half-asleep by the way and made her give RG a massage. So glad i wasn't there, would probably have been asked to give her a manicure.

Speaking of Jap girl, she's gonna be my roommate. we're moving into an apartment downtown by nov 1. signing the lease mon. please please do NOT let there be any more fuckups. i have advanced my menopause ten years this last week getting all this shit together. its a 1 bedroom apartment, though, so we're gonna partition off the living room into a bedroom. lau, if you're reading this, there're gonna be 2 beds in there already, so y'know, we won;t have to share. especially when 'share' means i'm immobile at the far end of the bed while you hug the pillow that you stole from under my head.

jig, couldn't call you back the other day, phonecard ran out. pai seh.. will call v. soon.. how's yr lovelife? living up to yr name?

siti, saw an afro-ed brazilian-ish guy skating down the street and immd. thought of you.. tried to take a pic; came out blur.

cher's coming to vancouver. someone pls be there to take a pic of my brother creaming his pants when i break the news to him.

went to buy tix today: taking back sunday's sold out, stupid motherfuckers. managed to get http://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/11003931F130ECB4?brand=&artistid=821055&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=60, though.

hi sean! call me leh, havnt received yr postcard. sometime this week maybe..